So you gotta hand it to Hancock: when it came to doing over his wife, he really put the cherry on that cake. Further revealing details have emerged from the interviews in tabloids with Hancock’s university contemporaries about their memories of him and Coladangelo back in the mesozoic age of the late 1990s. Who knows, perhaps Hancock’s entire career was just a ploy to attract the attention of his university crush. But if Hancock had watched more 80s movies, he would know that getting together with your longstanding crush doesn’t always lead to the expected happily ever after. Because only in 80s movies can you go back in time and fix your massive mistakes.

Source: The Guardian July 10, 2021 07:52 UTC